"This is going to be messy!"

"Welcome to Stanstard."

"Bollocks Ross, we know you're not browsing!!!"

"Walley requires heavy sedation prior to any flight!"

"The Hostal was a work in progress."

"Check out the minibar."

"Kez if ya sign next year, I'll give you anything your heart desires...."

"....Okay Kez if thats what you want!"

"The hat's speak for themselves."

"What the hell did you just say Jas?"

"That's how we roll!"

"Daisy come back!"

"Two members of McFly soak up the party!"

"Beautiful Brown Sugar!"

"I'm sure it something you ate Kez!"

"Birdy is that a Camera at the window?"

"Pot Black on tour!"

"Morris Minors."

"Rosey jingles in."

"Kezzy meets the worlds only Brazilian Morris Dancer..."

"On our way!"

"Hand them out Mr.Sterry."

"The green stuff looked a lot better going down..."

"Birdy chunders prior to leaving Suffolk!"

"P.B start as they mean to go on!"

"Birdy was first to offer, to drive the bus home."

"Kezzy spots the Paparazzi..."

"This looks like the 'Gay Exchange' advert!"

"Max does his best impression of a hounddog."

"Breakfast is served!"

"Darren does his best model pose!"

"Get ya coat Lawsey...."

"The Crab's real reason for retiring this season..."

"Monsieur Jones."

"Corrr Look at that Bird!"

"Sterry can always go to that place where he feels no shame!"

"The cleanest feet in the East!"

"Are you a man or a....Oh right enough said."

"Pssst... If we leave now, we can squeeze a quick Kebab in, before they know we're gone!"

"The party boy's at the back, prepare to go wild!"

"Judging by the sign, it appears 'The Crab' found a gay bar.."

"Apparently the leather still smelt enough like cow to resemble steak!"

"If its not one long thing heading for 'The Retard's' mouth it's another!"

"The Usual Suspects.."

"Prague goes L'Orange!"

"The force is strong in this one.... The Retard takes a young apprentice!"

"Birdy warms 'The Wall' up for Jiggy, Jiggy time..."

"That Cocktail glass is the same side as 'The Retards' head..."

"Does anyone else think Butcher looks like a Killer...?"

"The Steve Collins wax work arrives..."